February 2012
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“You can never be free of their criticism until you no longer seek their praise.”
– Dennis Ruane (via anditslove)
avoir-coeur:
People are such assholes about their opinions. If anything doesn’t fit into their world-view/mold, it is wrong and amoral and sinful. I seriously don’t fully understand transsexual and homosexual people, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stick my fingers in my ears and “lalala” until they go away. They are here, they aren’t going anywhere, and they deserve respect just like any...
Watchneill:
Compilation of Raven Baxter saying “nasty”.
Pet peeve:
When people don’t know what breed their dog is (if it’s purebred, I have no problem with mutts),
or if they do know, they’re wrong
Ma’am you have an Aussie, not a Border Collie
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anditslove:
Longest. Freaking. Day. Ever. I’m pooped.
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
blua:
Facebook: Add this person your lover has hooked up with who also has a non-private profile with all of their pictures available to lurk!
Facebook: Add your parents
Facebook: Add your exs new partner
Facebook: Dubstep event everyone you hate is going to
Facebook: Play with farm animals
Me: Why do I have this again?
this summer,
juneandafter:
juneandafter:
I’m going to: read more, fret less, work efficiently, spend money wisely, study nothing, practise writing, give myself time, spend it with you, with my family, with my friends, with the sunshine and my bare feet. I’m going to do things. I have plans, plans to keep.
Evidence
tomyhusband:
Yes babe, the sex tapes are ours. But know if we ever divorce they become mine.
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Had a dream I swam with dolphins and Ryan Gosling last night.
face breaks out week before I fly to NY
cool
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“No! I am an adult, I don’t have to think or do anything!”
– Michael Scott
marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
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maybe I'm weird, but
has anyone else seen the new Schick razor commercial with Adrian Brody in it? cause he looks smokin’.