December 2011
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madelinejoy:
I can’t wait for nights alone in our cozy apartment with the heater on as high as it goes because 60 degrees is too cold for us and we’ll eat creamy soups and laugh at the stupid things each other say and I’ll look at you and you’ll look at me and we’ll remember how being apart for so long was worth it.
man: oh thank god. there's been an accident and my wife is seriously injured. can you call an ambulance?
blogger: no but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
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Scumbag Kairi (with apologies to Good Guy Sora)
somewherebeyondmywildestdreams:
milesof-kainauri:
youhornysimpletons:
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Of course I talk to myself. I need an intelligent...
"As long as you're trying, I'm staying."
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#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
hallelujah:
no harbor but our
harboring, a letter less & we
are trees, we are a million mosses
with the light caught through.
no ocean but a sea
but a meditation on
longevity, on stiffness
through seasons. your voice
is rasping but i am
bushels of raspberries
souring in the cellar.
avoid the carcasses -
only evidence that we
have peaked as far
as species go. you
are no...
Two things I learned this year:
wordsandfeathers:
Things can get worse.
Things can also get better.
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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